everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
tiptoeing is so weird MY TOES CAN HOLD MY BODY wow
i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet
And in that moment, I swear we were all Sherlock.
#philosophy of the fanfic writers
i have two moods: fuck you and fuck me
I had to scroll back up to reblog this because this post spoke to me on an emotional level
Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked